
Welcome to my 8th edition of Random Tuesday Thoughts. This was started by Keely and if you don't know how it works by now, that's not my problem. Apparently I'm pissy today.
I just sneezed all over my keyboard. That was really hot. Nothing like snot to start off a blog post.
Just putting this out there... I hate periods. They suck. Even more than that... I hate cramps. Are they really necessary? I think not. They hurt, they make me cranky, and I hate them. They need to go away.

Well, I'm officially a serial killer. I killed another helpless animal yesterday with my car. I'm an asshole. I think God has it out for me. He keeps planting these poor little creatures in the path of my car and I'm effing sick and tired of it. I cried for a few hours after it happened. As a result, my eyes are all gooey and icky today.
Speaking of eyes, my little T-Bug went to the ophthamologist today and is getting glasses. I bet he's going to look super cute in them. I can't wait to see which ones he got. Too bad he has to wait 2 weeks for Costco to get them in! Ugh!

Ok, back to the dead animal. I have to get this off my chest. Here's how it happened. I was driving home from my grandparents' house along Van Winkle Boulevard. I saw three ducks take off from the left side of the highway and they were flying way too low. As a result, the first one slammed into the side of the van in front of me and fell to the ground, dead. The second one circled back to check on the first one, and I hit him. Or her, I don't know. Hit him/her with my car and then I think I ran it over. Then the third one was over on the other side of the road like, "What the fuck just happened? I just lost two of my companions." That's why I feel so bad. 

Anyway.... I can feel the tears on their way again, so we'll move onto other subjects...
Rise Against just came on the radio. I love Rise Against. If you haven't listened to them, give 'em a shot. Just know they're a little bit hard/loud/rocky... They came in concert a while back but I didn't go see them because I didn't want to do general admission out at Saltair. Concerts out there were cool when I was younger. Now I want a seat to sit in. I guess that means I'm old.

Apparently Auri is going to beat her children. I just got an IM from her that said, "I think it would be in the childrens' best interest to come live with you for a while. I'm going to kill them." I'm sure they're being shits. That's what kids know how to do best. Plus, I don't think I could handle all 3 of them. One, maybe. Three, no way in hell. But I still love them.
I'm tired. I couldn't fall asleep last night. That's really effing annoying. Especially since I have Ambien for that exact purpose. The irritating part about it is I don't necessarily know I'm going to have a hard time getting to sleep until I've been in bed awake for 30 minutes. By that time, it's usually well after midnight and way too late to take a pill. Damn the man.

Wow, I'm really bitchy today. Sorry. Please deal with me. I'll be better tomorrow, I promise.
I got on the Tiffany & Co. website today and found a bunch of really cute stuff. I'm trying to find something affordable to buy myself when I'm in San Fran. I loves me some Tiffany's jewelry. I've got a nice little collection started. I tried to save the pic of the necklace I want, but it won't let me save it. Damnit! Anyway, here's a picture of my keychain that I love.

I'll finish out with a little RPattz love. Because looking at him makes me happy. Which reminds me... I've had a lot of sex dreams lately. Hmmm.... Kind of weird. I never have sex dreams. Maybe it's because I haven't gotten any for 3 effing years.... just a thought...

Until next week...























































13 comments:
Awww poor dumb ducks!
Treating yourself to Tiffany in San Francisco? I can't wait to see what you come away with!!
I love your list! RTT are GREAT!
P.S. Award over at my blog!
Costco just tells you 2 weeks. It always is more like just over a week, in my experience.
This made me laugh out loud and well, I needed to laugh out loud -- I guess it's b/c I've got those effing cramps from that effing period there's nothing I can effing do about it :)
p.s. -- So it's you hitting my chickens, huh? (ha!)
omg your blog is amazing.
i loved every word.
i'm sorry about killing the duck though :(
I know exactly what you're saying with the sleeping pills. Exactly.
Brooke - Yes, I'm thinking Tiffany in San Fran. Now I just have to decide what I want!
Jen - I love RTTs too. Thanks for the award!
GJ - I'll have to tell Auri about Costco. That'll make her happy.
Anna - I'm glad it made you laugh. If I'm not laughing today, I'm crying, and I'd rather laugh! Stupid uterus.
Kacy - Thanks so much, and thanks for stopping by!
blueviolet - I'm glad someone knows what I'm talking about!
Good to know about Costco... and I love that you're distraught about the ducks... but you still seem to be able to google 'duck' and scroll through random pics of ducks until you find one that suits your tale. I can just picture it... it makes me giggle a little. Love you... thanks for the RP pic... nummy
Aurs - I'm trying to come to grips with the fact that I'm a serial killer. I googled "mallard" and found one on the first page so I didn't have to look at them too long.
Oh I see... you're very forward thinking with your grief process... way to embrace!
ooh. NICE pic of RPattz.
Oooh what a good way to treat yourself. I've never been to Tiffany & Co. Maybe when I go to Vegas!! And yes, periods SUCK.
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss my period. I'd appreciate it showing up, just to let me know things are still functioning.
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