Grunting, Elevators and My Oil Slick of a Forehead

You're getting a random Wednesday post today people because there's a lot of shit floating around in my brain.

Tristan was singing along with "Use Somebody" by Kings of Leon in the car last night and I was cracking up. It came on and he said something like, "Yes! I love this one!" He proceeded to sing it with the emphasis on the end of "somebody" like "sum-bud-ah-yah." It was effing hilarious.

I think we got new TP in the bathroom here at the office. It no longer feels like I could sand down the walls with it. My tush thanks the person whose idea it was to change it!

I have this totally irrational fear of getting on an elevator only to find a man with a gun or a knife waiting to murder me. I know it's irrational, that's why I started the sentence that way. The title of this poster to the left was "Going Down..."

There are some people (read: really effing loud bunch of men) working in our building today on something or other. About every half hour or so, it sounds like they're going to break through my wall with either a sledge hammer or a steam roller. Not ok. I think they're in the ceiling right now. One of them keeps saying, "Ouch," and they're grunting a lot. Along with all the other noise they're making. I want to yell at them through the vents to shut the hell up. Do you think I'd get in trouble?

Product Review: Dermalogica Oil Control Lotion

I love, love, love this stuff. I bought some over the weekend and I don't think I've ever been happier with a moisturizer before. Ever. The product description says it's, "A hydrating, oil-free, featherlight lotion containing additional microsponges to help absorb even more oil...and maintain an all-day matte finish." Seriously people. Microsponges? Normally, by the end of the day if I haven't used any blot powder, my face looks like an oil slick. You can even see your reflection in it. It's gross. I couldn't get it under control.... until now. This stuff is effing amazing. I love it! Seriously.

Auri did my toes last night. She's mad at my polish. I had to go and pick the one that was all goopey and thick. And of course, I didn't have the laquer thinner in the box. Damnit. I treied to buy a new bottle of the polish, but naturally, they don't make it anymore. I'm gonna have to re-do my big toes cuz they got all effed up when I went to bed.

It started raining here yesterday afternoon. I'm not just talking a rain shower or two. I'm talking, raining buckets without stopping. And guess what?! Now it's snowing. Why!? It's Spring damnit. I want the sun. I need the sun. I'm going to die if I don't get a few days in a row of the sun. It's not good for my mood disorders.

Oh, more grunting and an "OW!" It's getting good. Maybe I should record it. Oh, just got a "Whoo!" Comical. Now they're moving tiles in the ceiling and they're over my office. Yep, moved two ceiling tiles over my desk. They're installing a pipe or something. I can see fingers. Just heard an, "Oh shit!" There is white crap falling from the ceiling all over my desk. It's probably in my hair. Oh, the one dude just realized I was in here and said hi. Now there's a saw going. Great! If you look at the picture (I know it's not great... I was trying to be inconspicuous and took it with my phone) that orange thing is the dude's elbow. Nice.

I know there's more I want to chat about, but I can't remember it at the moment. How about a shout out to my new readers. Haa-aay! How you doin'? Ha. I've officially lost it for the week. But seriously, Hi Girls... thanks for stopping by and following me.

Yeah, there's white stuff on my shirt... I'm sure it's in my hair, too. NO, not THAT white stuff. Gross. It's ceiling dust! Sickos! One of the men just said, "Somethin' just came blowin' outta the pipe." I'm laughing my ass off. This all sounds sooo dirty! I love it!

I've got a list of albums I'd like to purchase... or have randomly show up on my front porch, whichever works. Give me your feedback on them please...
Airborne Toxic Event
The Fray
Hollywood Undead
Carolina Liar
Any other suggestions?

Well, I'm thinking that's it for now. I'm sure something else will come to me as soon as I'm done fighting with the damn formatting so I can have it look the way I want! Ciao!