Random Tuesdayness - 9th Edition - Still Kinda Bitchy

Welcome to another edition of Random Tuesday Thoughts. If you want to play, go grab the widget from The Un Mom and write a totally psychotic random post. Well, it doesn't have to be psychotic, but it's generally more entertaining if it is.

First things first... if the garments worn by members of the Latter Day Saints faith are so holy, THEN KEEP THEM TUCKED IN, COVERED UP, AND DON'T DISPLAY THEM FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. If you're wearing a shirt, or shorts, or a dress that you really have to work to stuff them into, then don't wear the damn thing. Wear clothing that is more modest and actually covers your garments. I don't want to look at them. Just as much as I don't want to look at some hoochie's thong or bra straps hanging out. Respect your faith and do things the way you're supposed to do them. Right? Right. Sorry for that little rant. I feel better now.

I am currently sitting at Starbucks working because I get to work from home this week. I had to go to our weekly Status Meeting this morning, but I since get to work from home for the rest of the week I was willing to get out of bed for it. It just so happens that today was the day to wash my hair. Naturally... because it's the only day this week I'm forced to get out of bed before 7 AM. Apparently some of my friends are going to play Bingo at the Catholic church on Saturday night. I'm thinking I have something going on that night, but I can't remember what it is.

I went to PC Laptops last night to buy a new laptop cord because mine had a short in it. Good thing I had my work laptop to blog from or I would have cried ... a lot. And no, the cords weren't compatible or I would have waited and maybe just bought a new laptop. My brother has a laptop from the same place so I just borrowed his occasionally. He can't be without his b/c he doesn't have a battery. Between the two of us, we make a whole laptop. So yeah, $85 later, I have a new cord. I'm bending over as we speak...

It's a beautiful day today. I think it's at least 70 degrees, the sun is shining and there is not a cloud in the sky. My only complaint is that it's a little too toasty here in Starbucks for my liking. The rest of the week is supposed to turn to shit though, and I'm so not amused. It's effing Spring. I want effing Springtime weather to last more than 3 days in a row! Speaking of which, I'd really like to go down to Thanksgiving Point to the Tulip Festival. It looks wonderful... and I could use some new pictures.... Anyone wanna join me?I hate how I think of the most random crap to tell y'all about and then when it comes down to writing it, I can't ever remember it. I guess I need to start carrying around a little notebook. Like I need any extra weight to carry in my purse. Yes, I know it's heavy, but I use everything I have in there. It's all necessary.

Just a heads-up. I'm going to be doing a blog-swap with a cute girl named Allison tomorrow, so don't be totally surprised when you see her over here. I'll be over on hers... and I'll give you all the info so you can read both posts!

I haven't done a countdown to our trips in a while... let's see how long I have. (hold please, I'm counting) OMG, we're down to 30 days for San Fran and 38 days until San Diego! Woo hoo! It's gonna be here before I know it! Weather is here... wish you were beautiful!Remember my post from Friday? Yeah, well, I'm now to the point where I'm seriously considering just walking up to some random (good-looking) guy and asking him if he'll have sex with me. Do you think it would work? I'm pretty sure it wouldn't, but I'm not so sure I want to test my theory. I should just buy stock in Energizer or Duracell. That way I'll be able to retire early and be some hottie's Sugar Mama!

In related news, I signed up for Chemsitry.com and so far, I'm not amused. On the first day, I thought it would be great. Since then, not so much. It's really disheartening when you log in, and after 5 days, under the section that says "Interested in You" the number is still a big fat 0! Why in the hell did I just pay $50 for your stupid service you freaking assholes? Seriously?! And quit matching me with dudes whose "Preferred Body Type" is anything other than what I am... which is Full-Figured. And what the hell is the difference between 'Full-Figured' and 'Heavyset' and 'Big & Beautiful?' Aren't they all the same? I'd like to just say 'I'm a big girl and if you're not interested, that's fine,' but quit matching me with guys who want 'Slender, Athletic/Toned, or Curvy' because I am none of the above! Can you tell I'm a bit miffed about the whole thing? No? I didn't think so either.

So this guy just walked into Starbucks and I thought about what it would be like if I propositioned him... and got butterflies in my stomach! WTF? It's not like I was gonna ask him for real. Anyway...And with that, I'm ending here. I'll probably dream up a bunch more crap to share with you later. If I do, you'll get another post! Ciao!

Oh, hang on. I can't do a Random Tuesdayness without a little RPattz Love.... here you go girls. The one with Kellan is for Jaime! And that reminds me. I had a sex-y dream about RPattz the other night. It was divine. He was naked and we were making out. With ice cubes in our mouths. Don't ask, just go with it. It was hot. And I've been wishing really hard every night since then to have another dream just like it!