Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Playing Catch-Up, Great Friends, and New Toys
Posted by Ms. Salti at 1:42 PM 3 comments
Labels: Alcohol, Auri, Cass, Crotcheting, Friends, Get Ya Drink On, Good Times, Movies, Shopping Addict, Twilight = Obsession
Friday, July 2, 2010
Eclit... Oops! I Mean, Eclipse!
I know how obnoxious this is, but my friends and I have porn names for the Twilight movies. Eclit happens to be the pseudonym for Eclipse... do you like? First I give you my night's rundown, second I give you a mini-review. Don't worry, I won't give away any details!
Like I said before, unless you live in a hole or couldn't give a shit less, you know that Eclipse premiered this week. On Tuesday night/Wedenesday morning at Midnight, to be exact. Just like I promised, I was there... and I loved every minute of it! The night started off with dinner and a showing of New Moon at my house. Brittany, Jessica, Noelle, and Maddie all came over and hung out. I made dinner (aka, threw some pasta in boiling water and heated up some bottled vodka sauce from Sunflower Market), Jess brought a salad and we called it good. I think the vodka sauce from World Market was better, but when it's bottled, you can't complain.
We left my casa around 9:30 and headed west to pick up Lisa in BFE. Once we finally found her we drove over to Jordan Landing to meet Auri and the other ladies...which was where I was originally told the movie was at. Auri and the girls from work had dinner over at Joe's Crab Shack (another reason we decided to eat at home) and they had just gotten their food by the time we got there. We went to Chili's next door for coffee and dessert while we waited for them to finish dinner. Fishy smelling coffee and dessert didn't sound too appetizing...
Keep in mind... this wasn't us. Just click on it cuz you'll laugh your asses off!
I have to say, I really wasn't anticipating or excited about this movie the way I was with New Moon. I'm pretty sure it's because I was pretty unmoved by the 2nd one and I didn't want to get my hopes up for Eclipse. I was verrrry happily surprised by the movie this time. The few expectations I had were met! 

Fabu point #2: Lots of lip action. When we were walking into the theater, we walked past a couple coming out that complained "there was too much making out," in it (remember, we're in Utah). Um, last time I checked, that was all in the book and totally welcomed by me! Bring on the smoochin'!
Anyhoodle, the ambien has finally hit me and I can't think straight anymore. I've seen the movie twice and loved it, obvi. Now I wanna hear your reviews!
Posted by Ms. Salti at 12:42 AM 6 comments
Labels: Eclipse, Edward or Jacob - It's a Toss Up, Friends, Movies, Reviews, RPattz, Twilight = Obsession
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Random Tuesdayness - Salti Talk... Let's Try For Next Week
Remember how I said I wanted to start a weekly discussion and call it Monday Talk, or something of the sort? And remember how I said I'd be posting it on Mondays? And remember how I didn't post yesterday? Or any of the last 5 days for that matter... And then I went and decided (actually Cassi helped me decide) to name the feature "Salti Talk"... and she even made me a button... And then I still didn't post yesterday? Yeah... I've been a total blogging asshole and haven't been around much lately.... on my blog, or yours! I'll make it up to you, I promise. Remember how I said I'd be posting about the Joss Stone concert? Well that was what, two weeks ago? Yeah, still haven't gotten around to it in case you hadn't noticed.

Govermentalist, delusion
Govermental confusion
Govermentalist, delusion
Unless you've been living in a hole/couldn't give a shit less, you'll know that Eclipse (third installment of the Twilight Saga) premieres tonight at midnight... and guess who's going? Like I'm not that transparent... I don't even try to pretend anymore. I seriously hope I can stay awake that long. I've been craving a nap all day.I went over to Auri's last night and ended up staying
to watch the last four episodes (of my box set) of Six Feet Under with her. I have forgotten so much about the show I really need to watch it all again. I didn't get home til 2 AM. We bawled for the better part of all four episodes. I went to bed with my contacts in. All that combined makes me for a very tired girl with very tired eyes today.I just remembered I was going to stop by a post office box and forgot. Damnit!
Alright... I'll be back with a recap of the Joss concert, tales from our adventures this evening and other various shit for your pleasure this week.
By the way, Hello and Welcome to all of my new readers! Thanks for stopping by... and not running away!
Posted by Ms. Salti at 4:49 PM 5 comments
Labels: Bitching, Joss, Music, Random, The Casa, Tuesday, Twilight = Obsession
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Random Tuesdayness - Music, Bad News and Pud Von Schmidt
Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday... How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I have no idea where that came from but let's go with it. Especially since I haven't done a RTT post in a while. It's funny, because I've always got ideas floating around in my head for blogging, but then when I sit down to write, it all escapes me... and really pisses me off!I've gotten quite a bit of bad news over the last day or so, and I'm totally over it! Apparently, my uncle who has been in and out of the hospital for the last few months isn't doing so well. I also found out that a close family friend is having surgery this week because of complications from lung cancer. A very close friend (I'm not mentioning names because I know she doesn't want to talk about it) is putting her dog down today. I hope that's the end of the bad news. I don't know if I can take much more.
Found this artist via my friend/massage therapist, Amanda. Give it a listen... it's a fan video of the song Howl, by Florence and the Machine to clips from the first two seasons of True Blood. I think I'm in love! The video is about 3 minutes long, so give it a listen and a looky loo!
The Mistress, Auri that is, and I (and Trent, too, I think) are going to the Muse concert on Monday night. I had to postpone my next Alabama trip for it, so it better be good! Oh, who am I kidding? It will be fabulous... Silversun Pickups are opening and I'm excited! Plus, even if it sucked, any reason to postpone a trip is welcome!
In other news, Joss Stone was on Leno Monday night and she was wonderful! If you didn't see it, I'm sure it'll be up online sometime soon. I tried finding it for you, but apparently didn't look hard enough. Anyway, she's touring sometime soon and if she doesn't come to SLC, or somewhere close by, I will cry... a lot.I just realized I start a lot of paragraphs with, "In other news..."

Bryson VomDorp fucking hates acronyms. He wanted me to share that with y'all. He's my bro's friend. We call him B-Love. Or Pud VonSchmidt, whichever you prefer.
Had to pause for Puppy loves... those kisses are the best! And I think puppies start developing dander, or whatever the hell it is I'm allergic to, around week 8. I'm starting to get hivey from the baby.

I found out this evening that the 8th book in the Black Dagger Brotherhood comes out on April 27th and I. CANNOT. FUCKING. WAIT!!!! This one is going to be about John Matthew and his boys. I will sooo be at Barnes and Noble when it opens that morning! Unless of course, I'm in Alabamer, then I'll have to go to Books-A-Million that evening!
I have a massive cramp in my right lower leg. At first I was thinking it's directly related to my hip issues I've been having. Now I'm starting to freak out and wonder if it's a clot... seeing how I've had clots in the past. I may be making a call to the doctor tomorrow.
Ok, time to make like Andrea, and head. If you don't know what that means, ask Wikiball!
Eclipse comes out in 93 days... can't wait! Oh, and I need to see Remember Me. Have any of you seen it? If so, what did you think?

Posted by Ms. Salti at 7:00 AM 8 comments
Labels: Books, Friends, Puppy Love, Random, The Brotherhood, Tuesday, Twilight = Obsession
Monday, March 29, 2010
New Moon Madness
As many of you (absolutely obsessed vampire freaks like me) know, New Moon was released on DVD on March 20th. And if any of you (read: obsessed freaks) are like me, you went to buy the DVD at midnight amidst massive crowds of screaming teenagers and their completely psychotic mothers (and various other women who were waaay too old to be dressed up and have their faces painted).
If you didn't, good on ya.
Odum, Noelle, Mimi and I decided to go to Wal-Mart for the midnight release party. Jessica and Auri were going to join us, but Auri had to work and Jess didn't make it. If you remember from last year, our attendance at the midnight release party for Twilight was a bust, so I wanted to make the best of it this time around. More bang for our bucks!
I had heard there were going to be 3 of the cast members present at one of the Wal-Marts here, so I thought we should go big or go home. Once we got out there, we realized what a mistake that was. The parking lot was more crowded than it usually is at 5 AM the day after Thanksgiving!
We figured we'd brave it and head in... Not the best idea any of us have ever had! We ended up walking all the way around the store, and then back, because we sure as hell were not waiting in those lines, and they would only allow people to enter and exit through one door. These women were effing crazy!!!
Needless to say, we booked it back out of the store and got the hell out of Riverton. We did, however, decide to go to another Wal-Mart so Odum could get his copy of the movie. See the problem was I wanted the one from Target because it came with 3 CDs like the Twilight movie did. Target is stupid and didn't stay open late for the midnight release, so we had to settle for Wally World to get our kicks. Plus, that's the version Odum wanted.
Mimi and I saw this as we were wandering through the aisles... WTF are Thirst Pockets... on toilet paper? The visual makes me barf a little in my mouth.
I'd like to share the picture of Noelle and Mimi with Jacob, but seeing that it's highly inappropriate, I'm not going to post it on here. You can email me and I'll send it to you though! Instead, I share Noelle and her favorite dinosaur, Steve. He lives at the Sinclair on the corner by my house and she's been dying to go visit him since I moved in. That night on our way home, she got her wish. Thanks guys for another memorable Twilighty evening. I can't wait until Eclit, oops, I mean Eclipse comes out!
Posted by Ms. Salti at 4:06 PM 8 comments
Labels: Friends, New Moon, Noelle, Twilight = Obsession
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Random Tuesdayness - A Nano, The 'Bama, and A Hip Replacement
“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit" ~ Albert Schweitzer

I just realized I need to finish posting about Vegas... what? It's only been 2 months!
Posted by Ms. Salti at 9:13 AM 12 comments
Labels: Random, Sex, Shopping Addict, Tuesday, Twilight = Obsession, Vumpires
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Possibly THE BEST DAY EVER!!!
Unless you've been living in a hole, which I know some of you are, you'll know that today is New Moon Day (according to Wikiball). The movie doesn't officially open until Midnight tonight/tomorrow morning, but I get to see it at 7 PM this evening, so today is the day!!!
I cannot wait to see Edward & Bella & Jacob & the Wolf Pack. Holy Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, it's going to be effing awesome. Do you hear me? Totally rad! Now, if for some strange reason the movie doesn't live up to the hype, Chris Weitz is going down. (Weitz is the director of this movie... totally different from Catherine Hardwicke {director of Twilight}, so the dude has a lot to live up to... and if he doesn't, there's going to be mass hysteria and blood on his hands... just sayin'.)
I'm planning on taking copious amounts of tissue with me because I can guarantee I will BAWL like a baby when he leaves her. Oh, what's that? You didn't know he left? WELL GET YOUR ASS OFF THE COUCH AND GO READ THE DAMN BOOK ALREADY! But it's all good, cuz he comes back, eventually. But we already know that, right? Right. Otherwise, I'd (Bella) would have nothing to live for.
Y'all can be sure that I'll be posting a review either as soon as I get home from the movie, or as soon as I get up in the morning. Given my exhaustion levels the last few days, I'm not making promises for tonight. For tomorrow? You're on!
In other news, today is also a great day because.... drum roll please... Salt Lake just got its first In 'N' Out Burger!!! I know, I know, this is the last thing I need, but I'm seriously so freakin' excited. I know a few of my friends don't undersand my obsession, but I know the rest of you do. So, be jealous, I don't mind.
Since there were crazy people who slept over to wait for the doors to open, and the line to get inside is wrapped around the building (it's been all over the news, not like I drove down there or anything) I think I'll wait a few days to get my fix. Plus, I'll be busy watching New Moon anyway. I already have plans to see the movie at least once, if not twice again on Sunday. I know... New Moon and In 'N' Out on Sunday... who's with me?
Posted by Ms. Salti at 8:29 AM 5 comments
Labels: Erica, New Moon, Twilight = Obsession
































































