300 Posts - And I'll Send You A Card!

Seriously, did I just hit my 300th post? Didn't I just post my 200th not that long ago? Yeah, I think I did. Actually that was on January 21st. Have I really done 100 posts in 4 months? Wow, I post a lot. Guess I have a lot to talk about. Or not, seeing how I don't even remember what I've written!

I wanted to do something fantabulous for my 300th, but I've got nothin'. Maybe I'll just give y'all another random post ala Random Tuesdayness. Maybe if I just keep typing I'll fill up a whole page and won't have talked about anything substantial. That's entirely possible.

I started by looking up images for "300." Naturally I got a few for the Chrysler 300. A totally pimpin' car that I absolutely wouldn't mind driving. If you remember back to the Vegas trip, we were supposed to get a Chrysler 300, but since there were so many asses to transport, we had to settle for a minivan. I WILL drive one of those one day, damnit! They're damn sexy cars... the ride is unbelievably smooth, and I think I want one. Of course, it will have to come fully loaded. Requirements include a kick-ass stereo and sound system, MP3 player hook up, cooled and heated seats, dual temperature control, a sun roof, tinted windows, sweet rims with low-profile tires, and keyless entry with a trunk popper... cuz I don't have a trunk popper... and I want one. Maybe if I had one of those rides I'd get noticed by the guys more often and not have such a hard time finding someone to fulfill my 'needs.' Whaddaya think? Should I go buy myself a 300? Maybe I will. My dad can hook me up.... although, I don't know if he'd support me buying one. He'd probably just tell me they're pieces of shit and not worth the money. He's in the car business. He has a tendency to shoot down my dreams when it comes to cars. So mean!

Next on the list of 300 images was the movie '300.' I've actually never seen it (I know, I know, it's blasphemy that I haven't seen it. My brother even has it. I'm a horrible person... don't remind me!), but I've heard its absolutely fabulous. And Gerard Butler is in it, so how bad could it be? Really!? Gerard Butler is one sexy bastard, and I thought I'd share some hot pics of him with y'all. I also found other random pics ranging from Madonna, Brad Pitt & Angelina, Madonna, Courtney Love, Christina Aguilera, RPattz, to Yorkshire Terriers. I didn't click on those, but I'm kind of curious as to why they're associated with the number 300.

So to say thanks for reading my crazy blog, maybe I'll do a simple giveaway. Like, I'll send you a homemade card to say thanks for being a reader, to my first 10 commenters. Or maybe I'll go buy something in bulk from Costco and send one to each of the first 10. Who knows. Maybe I'll just say thanks for reading in my next post.... I guess I'll go with the cards. I'll make each and every one of you who sends me your address a homemade card.

So here's my e-mail address erica.salti@gmail.com. You have to leave me a comment and then send me your address, and I'll send you a card to say thanks. I'll even pay the postage. Ha! Guess I know what I'll be doing tonight... (making cards, for those of you who don't undersand my strange innuendos).

And in the spirit of loving my peeps, I'll dedicate one of my next posts to answering any questions you may have about me. I'm really not that interesting, but I'll indulge you! Or will you be indulging me? Anyway, send me your questions!