Monday, May 4, 2009

Are You Effing Kidding Me!

I got a text this morning from Joe... yeah, I know. Here's the "conversation" we had... Keep in mind there is no grammar or punctutation on "his" part so it's kind of hard to follow... All of the texts came from his phone number, so I'm assuming he was the only person I was communicating with.

Joe (or whoever he was pretending to be today): This is joes manager devon you got some nerve doin what you did to him you lost the best guy you will ever find. You make all us women look bad.

Me:
Then will you please explain to me why it is that when I called Backbeats music store they've never heard of Joe Dimmick?

Joe (aka Devon, aka Joe):
To protect him as a high profile artist from those that wont trust

Joe (again):
You raised red flags so i had to to what i had to do to protect my client... You wanna get to know him hang out with him because he is a fantastic man!

Me:
I don't appreciate dishonesty. What is Devon's last name?

Joe:
This is devon were getting ready to send joe to the gym in preparation for a video shoot

Me:
Well tell him thanks but I'm not interested. I've met someone else.

Joe (still aka Devon): Then tell me this why did you kiss him the way you did and make him feel interested... When you were gonna meet someone else was it all just a game to you?

Me: You're the one who kissed me. It's not like I had much other choice. Please leave me alone.

Joe: This is devon his manager still i will let him know....

Auri suggested telling "them" to leave me the hell alone or I'd report "them" for harrassment. Or better yet, have my dad give him a call. Trent (Auri's hubby) was also ready to get on the phone with him. If he contacts me again, he's going to be sorry...

What would you guys do in a situation like this?


My honest opinion of the whole situation is that he's trying to guilt me into seeing him so he can further put on the charm and try to reel me in to take advantage of me (in whatever way he can).

12 comments:

Noelle said...

I say sick the"Jordanese" on him! I will be in line next... What a dumb a*s. Run away, fast!

Epochedict said...

What in the mutha trucker!!!

Just don't respond.

Ms. Salti said...

Noelle - The great thing is, the Palestinians are far worse than the Jordanese, so he's got no hope of survival!

Jen - I know. What a freakin' idiot!

Jaime said...

wow! creepy. weird. i hereby ban you for responding to any further text messages/IMs from "them"... although it would make for more interesting posts

Brooke said...

Yeah, I vote to end all response, no matter what Joe/"Devon" says. If you go this route, be prepared for some dumb or hurtful things flung from their idiotic end. But don't give it!

Captain Dumbass said...

Do whatever you have to do, just get out of this. Don't string it along with the texting though, it's only fueling it. If you need somebody whacked, just let me know.

Anonymous said...

What a freakin idiot!!! MORON!!! Can you block his number?

Saskia said...

OMG! What a weirdo. Why doesn't he just accept it?? I agree with the others, don't respond any more.

xx

Angie said...

Set up another "meeting" with him at Starbucks... and then Phil and his friend will show up and tell him that you're his cousin, and he is now being investigated for stalking :) Then watch him shit his pants!

Ms. Salti said...

Thanks for your feedback, everyone. Just for the record, I am not planning on contacting him again. And if he contacts me, there will be hell to pay.

Jaime - Creepy & weird, indeed. He's psychotic. Maybe he has multiple personality disorder?

Brooke - I'm with you...

Captain - I'll keep you on speed dial if I need him whacked.

SB - I'll do more than just block his number if he contacts me again!

Saskia - Definitely a weirdo.

Ang - How the hell could I forget about Phil? Phil could just show up and Joe would shit his pants!

Keely said...

He's a fucking headcase, clearly. Run away! Run away!

Auri said...

Tell me that online dating has a way to report people... please!
Now... tell me that you're going to give Phil and Trent his phone #
God he's a fucking idiot.
So is devon... his alter bitch.
And you're still not going on any dates alone.