Honest Scrap Award

My friend Jen over at *JustJen* bestowed this prestigious award upon me and I'm more than happy to accept it!

The Honest Scrap Award rules are as follows:

* “The Honest Scrap” award is not one to hold all to your self but it must be shared!

* The recipient has to tell 10 true things about themselves in their blog that no one else knows.

* The recipient has to pass along this prestigious award to 10 more bloggers.

* Those 10 bloggers all have to be notified they have been given this award.

* Those 10 bloggers should link back to the blog that awarded them.

Being that I'm a pretty open person, it's going to be difficult to think of 10 things no one knows... and more importantly, 10 things I'm willing to share!

1. I'm to the point in my life where I just want to get married. I don't want to date. I don't want to have to go through the nightmare that dating is. I just want a great guy to magically appear, already have been prescreened, and propose. Is that too much to ask?

2. I'm so sick of hearing Nirvana playing on my favorite radio station that I'm pretty damn close to breaking into the studio and stealing all of the music or deleting it from their computers! It's enough already!

3. I would love to be a morning person. I've tried to be better in the mornings. Just getting out of bed when my alarm goes off would be a start. I'm convinced that after 29 years, there's no hope and this is just how it's going to be. I fell asleep at my desk a little bit ago...

4. I've mentioned this before, but I'll mention it again. I love having the freedom to run around the house naked. Seeing how I live in the basement and no one ever comes downstairs, it's pretty easy to handle. If I get a house and move in with my brother, that won't be a luxury of mine anymore.

~Photo by Anne Duffy

(It's really hard to think of 10 things...)

5. I take Ambien a few times per week to help me fall asleep. I tend to stay up for a while after I've taken my Ambien because I feel like I'm drunk when I do. At least I don't wake up with a hangover! (I saw the Ambien Cock last night, even if it was just on the commercial!)

6. I spilled water on my work laptop yesterday and now I can't get it to turn on. I feel really horrible about it. I'm hoping it just needs a little more time to dry out and then it will start working again. The time I spilled the iced mocha on it was fine! Shit, shit, shit!!!

7. Lately, I'd prefer to stay home and crochet all day rather than coming to work. Because of that, I feel like an old lady.

~Photo by Ellen Duffy

8. I haven't had sex in 3 years and 3 months. I'm getting to the point where I'm worried I'll never have sex again. It makes me want to cry.

9. When we go to Vegas this December for my (and Noelle's, Lisa's & Angie's) birthday celebrations, I want to go to the Westin, sit down at the bar and hope that Joe the Bartender is working. I can just see the look of sheer terror on his face when he recognizes me. Good idea, no?

10. I've always wanted to get in a fist fight. I don't know why, but I've always had this secret desire to beat the shit out of somebody. Maybe all that pent up aggression needs somewhere to go...

Well, there's my list of 10! Hope you enjoyed it. With that, I'm only going to tag 5 people because 1o is just too much... plus, just about everyone has gotten this award!

Noelle @ Tales from a 5th Grade Teacher...
Candace @ Sarcastically Bitter
Jessica @ Life and What Not
Petra @ The Wise (*Young*) Mommy
Cortnee @ Cortini with Sugar