Note 1: The "boyfriend" and "dating" mentions are in reference to the show More To Love. If you remember from my post last week, we were bitching about the girls saying they've "never had a boyfriend" and "have never been on a date" every time they were on camera.
An e-mail exchange that took place between Wikiball and myself:
W: Btw, I woke up at 5 am with stomach issues.
Me: Do you still have stomach issues? I'm telling you...
rancid chicken + nausea & vomiting = vampire baby... think about it.
W: No more stomach issues, therefore no vampire baby. Sorry to break the news. I know you were hoping for one. Congrats on your early bed time. What did you do until midnight? Make vampire babies? Plan your first date?
Me: You are such a sh*t.
I'm sad you're not having a vampire baby...I was trying to make a vampire baby but I couldn't get the Ambien Rooster to visit me.... Maybe I could have tried to plan my first date, but since I've never had a boyfriend, it's a lost cause. I was actually crocheting and doing all the requisite "getting ready for bed" activities! Oh, and watching Craig (Ferguson).
W: Oh yes, your bf, Craig. You lied about having a bf. Maybe tonight while we watch SYTYCD I'll do my crocheting and make progress on that scarf. So, tonight we're going to Target and BB&B?
Me: Yessum! Target, BB&B, Crotcheting, SYTYCD, and more! I don't know what more is, but I'll let you know when I figure that out. It might include scheduling some dates, getting boyfriends and conceiving vampire babies. After I cook dinner, of course.
Note 2: If you don't get the Vampire Baby reference, let me know, I'll explain it!
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
At Least I Think I'm Funny
Posted by Ms. Salti at 11:35 AM
Labels: Erica, Friends, Laughing My Ass Off
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Too bad we didn't have a stenographer in the car that night we had that conversation about never having boyfriends or dates. That would've been hilarous. To us at least. I think maybe we need to learn to cry on que like Melissa B. I'm pretty tired of seeing her cry and whine about never having a date, a boyfriend or having to be in a swimming suit on TV. Duh, you dumb bitch, it's what you signed up for. I'm referring to Melissa B. not you dear, Erica.
I don't need to get it... who WOULDN'T want a vampire baby??
The only thing better than a vampire baby is a half-vampire baby with teeth.
Jess - Mel B. (who is not one of the Spice Girls, but the annoying one on the show) needs therapy. In fact, they all do, like we discussed last night. Way to go Fox for enlisting the most mentally unhappy group of women possible for the show!
LiLu - Exactly my thoughts!
Rachel - True, half-vampire baby with teeth would at least be self sufficient!
The only thing better than a vampire baby or a half vampire baby is a half vampire half ninja baby. Just sayin.
i think you're funny too :)
and it definitely sounds like a vampire baby
Was that English??? LOL!
not only do i not know what a vampire baby is, i don't know what half of this post says because it's written like a giant text message. or should i say "txt msg".
Since I'm relatively new to your blog I may not understand what you mean by vampire babies...yet. But somehow I think about edward cullen and eric from true blood when I read it. Haha.
Just for clarification purposes...
the vampire baby reference is from Breaking Dawn (the 4th book in the Twilight series).
Kat - I think I'd have to agree with you on that.
Jaime - Thank you for agreeing with me! You're the first!
Otin - Yes, silly!
Kara - Sorry, I was going to spell out all the abbreviations and forgot...I'll list them below.
Andhari - You were very close! Who wouldn't want to have a baby with either one of them!?
Bf is for boyfriend.
BTW - By the way
SYTYCD - So You Think You Can Dance
BB&B - Bed Bath & Beyond
I have yet to looking into crocheting for my nightly lack of sleep.
Last night I started to do suduko, I kind of worked until you get one wrong and then you're wide awaka an p**d off....
I think practing for a vampire baby might be cool, but I don't know about going into labour after a couple of weeks ... could be rather traumatic...(think I have the right reference???)
At the dinner the other night one of the docs was telling the gals to get up and dust when they couldn't fall asleep. I suggested getting up and using the feather duster on their husbands... hopefully sex ensues... releasing endorphins... causing one to be sleepy after the high.
I'm a genius.
I'm sorry... what was that about the ambien cock?
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