Random Tuesdayness - Just Took an Ambien, Got in the Hot Tub, Got Out of the Hot Tub Shortly Thereafter, and Now I'm Blogging

Oh yeah, and I'm eating a Kit Kat because some chocolate sounded good right about now. And typing Kit Kat made me think of that song, Tik Tok, or whatever the hell it is. I have to make a confession here and I'm sooo not proud of it. I like that song. Not the lyrics, or the chick who sings it, or the majority of what it entails, but I love the chorus. And I hate that I love it because, as a friend of mine once wrote (and I'm paraphrasing here), "You might get herpes just by listening to it." Yes, the chick is that skanky. What am I to do? If you wanna play the on crazy train, go talk to Keely.

I think I'm funnier when I blog on Ambien. Don't you? It's a hell of a lot more exciting for me! That is not to say I don't enjoy blogging when I'm totally awake, but you get what I mean.

This leads me to wonder... how many bloggers out there consume some sort of mind-altering substance before starting on the blogging journey for the night, or day... We've got lots of things to choose from: My personal favorite, Ambien before bed; a nice glass of wine, or shut-the-hell up, whichever you prefer; a cigarette containing some wacky tobacky; and a slew of any of a number of other items... these are just the ones I'm most familiar with. That's not to say I partake of them, I'm just familiar, that's all.

This is my little brother, Zak... some of you may know him. Anyway, I think he was either 2 or 3 in that picture and dressed up in my dad's cultural garb. Wasn't he cute? I wonder what the hell happened to him!

Did I mention any time in the past week that I'm going to be getting a new tattoo?! Well, I am. On the inside of my right ankle... a flower of some sort. Possibly a cross between a lotus and a hibiscus, which Noelle named, a Lobiscus. She's looking to get a Plubiscus which for those of you who haven't quite caught on to this, is a plumeria mixed with a hibiscus. I'm nervous but excited. I can't wait to get something with some color in it. The pic above is a bad one, but you get the gist of what I have now.

My mom just sent me a text to ask how everyone in Birmingham is doing. I said I didn't know because I'm in Montgomery. Ha! Speaking of Montgomery, I'm so done with this hotel. You have no idea. My room wasn't completely clean when I got into it. The cleaning lady didn't leave any soap, shampoo, conditioner, etc. She didn't leave an extra roll of toilet paper. She left a used bar of soap in the shower and she left the last guest's food (which thank God it was packaged) in the fridge. I am lobbying to change hotels for next week's stay. I'm over it.

This is about all I got tonight. I need to get to bed, and that takes some prep time... taking out the contacts, washing all the makeup off, brushing the teeth, applying lotion, applying eye cream, finding the glasses, etc.

So I'm signing off, my loves. I hope this was entertaining for y'all. My 500th post will be up on Wednesday... what kind of giveaway (that I can afford since I have no sponsors) would you like to see?

P.S. If you didn't read the update to my blog from Monday morning, go back and read it. I added a little addendum to the top of it. Let me know what you think...