I'm Addicted To Craig

Most of you know that I'm a big Craig Ferguson fan. In fact, I feel like my night hasn't ended properly if I don't at least get to see his monologue. This poses a problem for me most nights because he doesn't start until 11:37 PM... well after the time I should have gone to bed. But who am I kidding. If I'm in bed before midnight, it's a rarity.

Anyway, I love Craig... so much in fact, I'm watching him right now, and he actually inspired this post. His opening bit was one of his music videos. This time it was "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer. Craig and three of his sidekicks (one of which I think was the little person from LoveBoat) were dressed up as the ladies in black with pale faces, red lipstick very lethargically playing their guitars. Rosie O'Donnell played the part of Robert Palmer. I tried pulling up the video to share with you, but I don't think it's made its way to internetland yet. In any case, it was hilarious and you should try watching it sometime soon. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy the one above.

As a side note, I've spent about two hours cleaning the house today to get ready for the party tomorrow. I took the rug by the front door out to shake it and when I did, shit went flying everywhere. I was covered in dust and God knows what other crap. I brushed myself off and came inside to finish cleaning. As I'm sitting here typing I had a cleavage itch (don't pretend you don't get them) and as I reached down, I noticed I had a bunch of dirt and dust in my bra. I even found a little brown plastic something-or-other in there... that's probably what was causing the itching. Gross, I know. I just thought I'd share that with y'all.