Random Tuesdayness - The Butt Ad and Some Boobs For the Boys

Oh my, where has the time gone? I haven't posted in a while... in case you didn't notice. I've had a busy last couple of days and loads to catch y'all up on! Since it's Tuesday, I'm pleasuring you with my Random Tuesday Thoughts as inspired by Keely at The Un Mom. Go check her out. She's more looney than I am (and that takes talent).I had an absolute BLAST with Candace from Sarcastically Bitter over the weekend. She came to SLC to visit and we had a ton of fun. I'm working on that post, so stay tuned for it tomorrow. Lots of fun pics to share!

Many of you have stated that you liked the picture of the butt, but couldn't read the print... I give it to you now:

MY BUTT IS BIG
AND ROUND LIKE THE LETTER C
AND TEN THOUSAND LUNGES
HAVE MADE IT ROUNDER
BUT NOT SMALLER
AND THAT'S JUST FINE.
IT'S A SPACE HEATER
FOR MY SIDE OF THE BED
IT'S MY AMBASSADOR
TO THOSE WHO WALK BEHIND ME
IT'S A BORDER COLLIE
THAT HERDS SKINNY WOMEN
AWAY FROM THE BEST DEALS
AT CLOTHING SALES.
MY BUTT IS BIG
AND THAT'S JUST FINE
AND THOSE WHO MIGHT SCORN IT
ARE INVITED TO KISS IT.
JUST DO IT.

I have something in my eye and it's really starting to piss me off. I'm thinking of going home to remove the contacts and get the glasses.... wonder what the boss-man will say?
I'm excited to say that I got Auri addicted to the Sookie books and True Blood. I cannot wait for her to come over and watch all of Season 2 on my TiVo. She's going to freak out. I'm thinking a marathon over the Labor Day weekend as suggested by Noelle. Which, I guess, is this coming weekend.... hmmm....we gotta start planning, girls!I went to the design center on Friday afternoon and picked out stuff for my house... carpet, paint, flooring for the kitchen and entry, cabinets, and countertops. It was less nerve-wracking than I expected, but I'm nervous to see how it all turns out in the end. My biggest fear is that I'll hate it!

Apparently I'm going to Alabama next week. I still don't know for sure. This is starting to piss me off. I hate not being able to plan and being under control by someone else's schedule. I have to go talk to the girls at the office/model home to pick out lighting for my house. This is getting crazy. Go one place for these 5 things, go somewhere else for these other 10 things. I'm sure I'll have to visit another office to pick something else out.

My right foot has a severe cramp... I'd like it to go away now.

This one's for the boys...

Ok, that's it for this lame-ass installment of Random Tuesdayness. I'll be back tomorrow with the shenanigans from the weekend.