Oh, my love... the only thing getting me through this horrific stay in Dallas is the hope that you'll show up and whisk me away to your place where we'll have hot, passionate sex over and over again until my flight leaves tonight...
As you might have guessed from the title (and my initial tangent), I'm in Dallas. And no, it's not because I thought I'd take a detour and summon Eric to make sweet love to me... it's because my effing flight got cancelled last night and they can't get me out of here until 7 PM this evening. But since it's Tuesday, I have a civic responsibility to bring you Random Tuesdayness and I don't plan on letting you down in these crazy times. Here's the lowdown: Grab all your psychotic and neurotic thoughts, throw them together in a post, and call it Random Tuesdayness. If you want more explanation, go talk to Keely.
Looking at pictures of hot men is about the only thing getting me through at this point. If you saw my blog from yesterday, you know what happened. If you didn't, go back and read it because I don't feel like reliving the nightmare! I have some work to do on a huge spreadsheet this afternoon, and I actually have a place to sit and work with internet. The only problem is there's a glitch with the document, so I'm waiting for a coworker to fix it for me. I'm blogging in the meantime. This isn't very random. 
In other news, I can't wait for New Moon. I think the countdown is around 55 days or something. Jessica and I were making bets as to how much money we thought we'd be spending over the course of that following week seeing the movie over and over again. I'm guessing upwards of $100. We're crazy. We know. All my friends and I have tickets to see the show already. I can't believe it, either.
By the way, did I mention in my post last night that while I was waiting for my luggage, I started hallucinating? Yeah, the floor was moving in waves. Don't ask cuz I don't know. I have a confession to make. I've contemplated this for a while now, and finally decided to give in... I bet you're wondering what I'm talking about... I'll tell you only if you promise to keep it a secret. I packed something naughty to bring with me on my trip. Something in the way of an adult toy. And I've had fears of someone in security seeing it. When I got to the hotel last night, I had a TSA card in my suitcase saying it had been inspected. Hope they didn't see it!
So anyway, I'm down to less than 30 days until my house is completed. That means we close shortly thereafter and I'm so excited. Too bad I'll be spending so much time in Alabama and won't get to enjoy it enough! I've got a lot of stuff for the house already. The last two major things I need are silverware and blinds or curtains. At this point, it all seems surreal. Very weird.
Have I mentioned I miss True Blood? I wanted to die on Sunday when it wasn't on. It's sooo not fair! At least Entourage was on... and it was a great episode. Can I just tell you how much I love Lloyd?! I can't imagine the show even existed before him. He is absolutely fabulous! Can't wait to see what happens with him. I think he's my TV Gay Bunghole. If you need an explanation on that, ask Odum.
The Emmys were on Sunday night and there were some gorgeous dresses on the red carpet. Did y'all see Blake Lively? I thought she looked fab... and figured this would be a good place to insert a hottie for the boys. I hope you like... I think she's adorable and I like the movies I've seen her in. Not Oscar-quality acting, but kind of your every-day girl. She seems like a very chill and down-to-earth kind of person. 
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vlog, baby, vlog!
I don't know, and I might get in trouble for saying this, but I don't think Eric is that good looking. RPattz is.
That's why I never pack naughty stuff in my suitcase. Always scared it's going to get checked. You need it out there in Alabama!
I can't believe your house will be done soon!
Thank God for those last two photos! haha!
True Blood is way too short a season, they need to have more shows. And even though I've read the books I still can't wait for it to come back on.
The good thing about them inspecting your bag and having the "naughty" toy in there is that at least you didn't have to stand there while they did it.
Congrats on the house, sounds fab.
great randomness - and hotties.
spreadsheets are up there with injections, taxes and ugly people.
Hubby swears he saw his desk moving like that once in college. All I saw was him slamming his hands on a very still piece of furniture like some kind of crazy.
Not that your hallucinations make you crazy or anything... :)
As soon as I read Dallas, I can't help grinning like an idiot. I envision the vampire hotel and Eric topless in bed, luring me with his deep glamoring stares. Hahaha abort the the dangerous thoughts! He's so hotttt! I need more True Blood episodes, how long do we have to wait?
Ps. Can't wait for New Moon too, I'm sure I'll watch it a LOT.:p
Who do I need to pay for the New Moon ticket? Hey, did you know Eric is in the Lady Gaga, Paparazzi video? Yep. She kills him and he's wearing an eye patch. She's weird.
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