Random Tuesdayness - The One Where I'm In Alabama

Hey, guess what? It's Tuesday, and I'm gonna slap you upside the head with some random. Better yet, I'm gonna do it and make you like it, too. If you don't know how this works by now, you're either 1) New, and will be forgiven, or 2) An imbecile and will be forced to pay the consequences. In either case, go grab Keely's widget and play with the rest of us. Kanye West is mas grande la douche. Translation: He's a gigantic douche bag. Did anyone see him on the MTV Video Awards? Seriously, a douche. And what the fuck was up with Lady Gaga's outfits. She scares me. And her performance was a little over the top, and not in a good way. Blood and swinging from a rope... not cool. I do want to point out how sweet and humble Beyonce was that she gave Taylor her time to make the rest of her acceptance speech. While in Alabama last week, my team was walking along the sidewalk outside the Capital Building (going from one State office to the other) and I saw this little guy inching along the fence. At first I had no idea what it was... just thought it was a brush bristle moving... then I realized it was a fuzzy caterpillar. Isn't he cute. Odum suggested bringing one home in my purse... not sure that will go over well. I'm watching Conan right now and he's doing a session with a stunt man. The stunt man just did a round-house kicky thingy and kicked Conan in the chest. It was hilarious. Now they've got him in a fire suit and going to have him jump through a burning window. This is great. I don't even like Conan.
I just had a ham and cheese hot pocket for dinner (and it's 11:00 PM here). Apparently I'm not Muslim today. Ask Auri about that.

Watch for my review of the glasses I got from Living Rooms Direct. It will be up sometime this week.

Go watch this, it's hilarious....

Seriously, is there anything better than having your tushie massaged? I don't think so. I need to use up my pre-paid massages and cancel my membership. I don't really want to, but I have to because of the whole I'm-buying-a-house-and-now-I-have-a-mortgage thing.
BTW, I took an Ambien, so this could get interesting...as if it hasn't already.

Did anyone happen to see the new extended New Moon trailer on MTV last night? I think I squealed a bit when it was over... then I watched it again. OMG, I can't wait! Here it is... a gift for my loves...

Um, yeah. Now Craig is on. That means it's really late and I should go to bed... but I don't care. I've been cooped up in airport terminals all day and I don't give a flying fuck! Ha!

BTW, all the crazy cartoons are from http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/ It's a hilarious site with lots of random cartoons on it. I love them if you didn't catch that above!

So, I don't know if you guys can handle anymore after this, so I'll bring you another story about meat hooks and a slaughterhouse tomorrow. Also stay tuned for a True Blood Finale post and talk of Entourage. Coming soon....!