Boobies

I was at Auri's last night and had some interesting conversations with the kids... (the kids call me Tata, just in case you're wondering)...

Aidan: Tata, I have to tell you something and you're probably not going to like it.

Me: Oh, yeah, what is it, buddy?

Aidan: I'm not inviting you to my birthday party.

Me: Ok, fine, be that way.

Later...

Taryn was sitting on my lap. She pulled open the neck on my shirt and looked inside...

Taryn: What are those?

Me: Those are my boobies.

I then pointed at her chest...

Me: And those are your boobies.

Taryn: But my boobies are TINY!