Random Tuesdayness - What's Wrong With Your Mipple?

Hey, guess what? I don't know, I was just trying to get your attention. Did it work? The movie made $140 million in its opening weekend. Did you see the interview with RPattz, KStew and TLautz on Jimmy Kimmel the other night? It was great. You should google it. Or maybe I'll do it for you. Here you go. It's only one segment, but watch it. Go talk to Keely if you want to play RTT. That's not RT, but RTT. Get with it, people.

According to Robin Williams on Letterman right now: Bono (that would be the Bono of U2, not the other Bono) was at some function somewhere in Scotland and started clapping his hands. He said, "Every time I clap my hands, an elephant in Africa dies." So apparently someone in the back of the club shouted, "Then stop clapping your fucking hands!" I guess there's talk about what the hell is going on with RPattz's left mipple (that's man nipple for those of you who don't know) in the movie. If you don't know what movie I'm talking about, you obviously live in a cave. If you see Bin Laden in there, run like hell. ANYWAY, it kind of looks like a bite or a hickey. I'll give you the picture and let you decide. Robsessedpattinson.com is calling it Mipplegate... just so you know.

What's up with the dude who was caught smuggling exotic lizards in his pants? WTF?

I'm sick of working... I want to either be a kept woman, or independently wealthy. Do I have any takers? If I find someone, I'll let y'all know how it goes. I got up today at 8:30. Had a 15 minute conference call at 9 AM. Did random crap on the computer, stuff around the house, took a nap, took a shower/got dressed, dropped the dog off at Mom and Dad's and went to In 'n' Out. It was only after I got home that I started working and got something accomplished. For some reason, I work better in the evening! At least I have that option, and things got done. That's all that matters.

So, yeah, um, my birthday is in one week from today. I'm going to be 30 in a week. JESUS, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, I'M GOING TO OFFICIALLY BE OLD!!! Ok, just kidding, not really that old, but 30 is a big one, people. Do y'all know what that means? The annual Vegas trip is right around the corner. Like 9 days around the corner. OMG, I can't believe we're going to Vegas in 9 effing days! I had a countdown going last year. This year, it's like, "Oh, I guess I better start packing cuz we're leaving in the morning." Well, not quite, but you get the jist.

The dog jumped on my lap today while I was sitting in the big cushy chair in the living room. Apparently, the fact that my laptop was on my lap didn't mean anything to her. Ashley Greene (aka Alice Cullen) is on Letterman tonight. But that's of no consequence to y'all because that's tonight and you'll be reading this tomorrow, essentially, after Letterman is on. Unless, of course, you TiVo'd the show, and then you can watch it whenever the hell you want. And boys (specifically Captain and Otin) don't say I've never given you anything. The picture is pretty photoshopped, but she's hot, so why do you care?

Speaking of which, my GD Effing TiVo STILL isn't hooked up. I really need to get over to Best Buy and get a converter thingy to hook the DVD player and TiVo up to the TV/Cable Box. Odum, I need you!

Did you guys ever hear the SoBe commercial back in the day? It would have been out in approximately 2003. The lizard was supposed to be a pirate and it did this whole, "boom chika boom chika boom," thing. I swear to God I was the only person who ever heard the commercial on the radio? Is there anyone else out there? It was freaking hilarious.Ok, that's all you get from me right now. I'll be back tomorrow. Or maybe later today. You never know what I've got up my sleeve... and you probably don't want to. Which makes me think of the totally gross cyst/pimple/god-only-knows thingy on my upper arm. It hurts like a sonofabitch and it needs to go away.

Kloveyoubye