Caption This, Bitches!

Alrighty kids, we're playing a new game today... it's called Caption This, and is brought to you by Big Mama Cass! The idea is that I (or whomever the person blogging/playing along is) posts a picture on his/her blog and then the readers get to come up with captions for it! Cass said she'd give out a prize for the best one, but don't hold your breath.... she's a busy woman!
So, I received this from Auri the other day and proceeded to laugh my ass off. I hope it makes you giggle as well. Now, put your thinking caps on and give me your funny!

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