Awesomsauceyness

Hey, guess what? I got an award! And even better than that, I'm the first of 3 to receive this brand new award from Big Mama Cass, aka, my new blog BFF. So I feel totally special and stuff. Here are the rules for the award, per Cass!

Upon receiving your Bloggy Awesomesauce Award, you must step up to the podium and graciously accept it, and totally do some more stuff.

Here are the conditions:
1. Give the award to some other deserving bloggers (you choose how many, I don't care, I'm not picky... oh shut up... I meant I'm not picky about THIS! gah!)

2. Write a list (Big or Small, Long or Short, Wide or Narrow... it's the motion and not the boat, right? heh) of some weird and/or unknown random facts. But ya gotta make it interesting. Kay?

Here comes the list... do you think you can handle it?

~When I wake up from a nap, I crave chocolate ... I think I've mentioned this before
~I hate getting ready in the morning... I'd rather sleep
~I cringe when my brother picks up the puppy by her scruff
~I make lists for EVERYTHING... and I'm getting better at crossing things off them!
~I'd love to get my boobs done but am terrified of complications
~I think becoming a professional ballroom dancer would be one of the best jobs ever!
~Sometimes I think I want kids... sometimes the thought of having any scares the shit outta me
~I love sex
~If I could take a nap everyday from 2-4, my life would be perfect... well, almost perfect
~I kinda miss Alabama
~I spend waaay too much money eating out... that's changing this week!
~As much as I love makeup, and doing makeup, I'm not sure I want to do weddings anymore... toting my crap all over town gets old
~Australian men are all hot... regardless of looks... simply due to them having an accent
~I have the best friends and family in the world!
~I want my own puppy... and hope that NeNe doesn't eat her

Alrighty... there you have it! My list in all its glory... I hope you liked it! If not, tough titty! And now, I bestow this award on the following kidlets:

Miss Anne from Indefinitely Definite -This mama-to-be always has something uplifting and positive to say and I just adore her! I can always count on being in a better mood after reading one of her posts. I can't wait to do lunch with her in June!

Captain Dumbass from Us and Them - Who doesn't know the Captain? If you're one of the few, go talk to him. The man is a genius... and just so happens to be a daddy-to-be (for the 3rd time)! (Do I see a trend here?) He's got some of the cutest boys in the world and I love to read about the stuff they say.

Jaime from Red Red Whine - Oh Jaime, how do I love thee? From our love of bitching to our love of vampires, we've got a lot in common... or maybe that's all we have in common... either way, she rocks! And she's a very enticing writer!

Alexa from Cleveland's A Plum - If you're not reading the Plum, you don't belong in the blogosphere! I have never wanted to be a Clevelander until I started reading her blog... and now I'm pretty sure I want to move there so I can hang out with her and her crew!

If I didn't honor you with an award, I'm sure you'll get over it. If not, give me a cawl... we'll tawk!

Thanks for reading and I'll see y'all tomorrow!