Ambien Blogging... Not the Same As The Ambien Cock

In the famous words of Karen (from Will & Grace): It's time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air.

The whole time I've spent getting ready for bed (aka 10 minutes) I've been thinking about what to write on this bloggity little post and I was thinking it in a British accent. I'm good like that.
I washed my face, took out my contacts and I'm currently sitting here with my Proactiv facial mask drying on my face. I figure Alabama, with its 90% humidity, is as good a place as any to apply a facial mask that will subsequently slurp all of the savory moisture from my succulent skin. I'm also sitting here typing this topless. (You know I'm on Ambien because otherwise, I wouldn't have shared that!) You liked that, didn't you?

I really don't want to go into the office tomorrow. If I have to stay for 10+ hours again, I might lose it. No lie.Also, traveling with a vibrator is something everyone who travels alone should do. If there's no chance of bringing a hot babe back to your room for a shag, you've got Senor Vibrato to come home to. Just make sure you take the batteries out before packing it for fear it would somehow get turned on (Ha! Get it?) going through security. To save yourself the trouble, always pack it in your checked luggage.

Kind of like a gun and bullets... never pack a loaded gun and always keep the bullets in a separate area. Locked up, preferably.

I should have set the time I put the mask on... I don't know how long it's been since it started sucking all the moisture out of my face.

Ok, I really have nothing to say... gonna wash my face and go to bed.

Ms. Salti Loves You Long Time!