Vajazzling Your Vajayjay

Huh? What did I just say? Yes, I said, Vajazzling Your Vajayjay. And no, I didn't come up with this idea, although, knowing how much I love bling, you can bet I would love to take credit for it.

Either I've been out of the loop for a while or I spend entirely too little time surfing the web because I hadn't heard about this until Friday night.

Because I'm typing this from my work computer, I'm not going to be going to any uncouth websites to try and bring you the latest how-to pictures or information, but I will tell you that you can Google "Vajazzling" or "Vajazzle" and come up with a plethora of hits. The Luxury Spot has a few stories on it that probably explain it pretty well. As it mentions "Clittering" I'd venture to say it's NSFW. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Apparently, it's the new thing in New York. Manscaping is no longer acceptable. Brazilians are so last decade. The new trend in Vajayjay coiffing is adorning it with shpakles! Yes, I said Sh-pa-kles. And no, having a few rhinestones adhered to your hoo-hoo isn't good enough. Swarovski crystals with adhesive backing is the only way to go if you want the most up-and-ahem-coming Vajayjay. Think of the tattoo in the picture above, but on your nether regions. I hope for the sake of removal that there is waxing involved first.For those of us who don't have the time or money to fly to New York (as New York is reportedly the only place you can get it done) (butI'm assuming there's got to be someone in LA that will do it) I think the ready-made crystal tattoos will work just fine. I'm thinking the application might be a bit difficult to handle on your own, but that's what BFFs are for, right?!