I Only Want Three Fingers

I went over to Auri's last week and went upstairs to say goodnight to the boys. Tristan informed me that he was going to go see Dr. Peter so they could find a way to "softly remove fingers." I asked Aurs what that was all about and she gave me the story. Auri was driving home with the kids the other day and Tristan said to her from the back seat, "Mom, I decided I only want three fingers." Hello! Where the hell did that come from? I guess he told her he could do without his thumbs and she told him that thumbs are what make us "higher on the food chain," so she convinced him to lose the pinky and ring fingers! Ha! (Keep in mind, she was totally kidding). She asked how he wanted to get rid of them, and offered to bite them off. He told her that was too violent and he needed to find a softer way to have them removed, so she suggested they go to the doctor. Where kids get these things, I will never know, but I'm always looking forward to hearing what they have to say!