Vega$ - The Beginning

I'm finally getting around to writing about our Vegas trip. Not because there's not much to tell, but because it's taken me four days to recover enough from the weekend of debauchery to have the strength to tell the story, or should I say stories? Good lord, there's a lot to tell. Brace yourselves. And don't judge!

Ok kids, here is just a little heads-up... there will be some language in the posts (and there will be multiple because I don't have enough time to write about the whole weekend in one sitting) about Vegas, so if you don't want to see it, then don't read it. It won't come up for at least a paragraph or two, so read at your own risk. Or just look at the pictures. Now, on with the story... Can I just tell you that we had SUCH a fab time! The only bummer is that we didn't get to go to all of the places we wanted to, so we'll have to plan a trip back sometime in the near future. And that's not even because I met somebody! And let me just say that for having to deal with seven people, there was really only minimal drama, and it didn't even involve me! Here are a few of the funny things that were said over the weekend... the meanings will become clear as the story goes on. And as I'm reading and writing them down, I'm trying REALLY HARD not to laugh because I'm at the coffee shop! It's not working...

You can't turn yellow on a red. - Noelle

Rectal/vaginal incontinence - Holly

She's gonna sneeze out a noodle. - Holly

Oooh and we can get a christmas tree? - Odum
Liquor? You lick her, you brought her! - Auri
I love palm trees! I just want to be surrounded by them! -Odum
Oh my life!! - Odum
And no discounts for cash...Fucker! - Holly
That's it, I'm fully dilated and crowning...let's get this shit on the road!! -Holly
They were sexually fucking... -Erica
I think I just came in my pants. -Odum

Odum and Dale picked me up and then we swung by Auri's to grab her, and Dale drove us to the airport. The Sky Cap is a blessing and Security was a breeze. We stopped at Starbucks for some java and secured a large area in the terminal to save for the seven of us. The whole time Auri, Odum & I were sitting there, the jacknut across the way stared at us. It was really quite comfortable. Holly arrived next, followed by Lisa, and lastly (did you think any different?) was Rose and Noelle... though, totally Rose's fault, not Noelle's. We got on the plane, grabbed seats all together and got comfy. The flight was great... nice and smooth, and only an hour long. We landed, hopped on the tram to the baggage claim, grabbed our luggage (which all arrived - keep in mind for later in the story) and walked out to get on the shuttle to the car rental facility. For some reason, whenever I rent a car, I fail to take a picture of it. This one would have been good, too, because we ended up with a minivan. Yes, we down-graded from a Chrysler 300 to a frickin' minivan. Oh well, it got all seven of our asses and our luggage in it, so I should be thankful, not bitchy - especially because we actually paid less for it.

Once we all got loaded in the van, we took off down the strip and headed straight for the Wynn. We had a game plan for when we landed, and everything after that was up in the air. We decided we'd do breakfast at the Wynn, grab liquor, and then head to the hotel to check in. We had a great (so what if it was extremely expensive) breakfast at the Wynn, looked around a bit, took some pictures, and headed to Lee's Liquor.

I think I'm stopping here because I have to run to Costco. I'll try to write more later today. If not, maybe tomorrow!