Ranting, Raving and Lots of Cussing

On the subject of...Punching people - On 3 separate occasions yesterday I said I wanted to punch someone (there were multiple targets of my aggression, not one person in particular). At first I was thinking maybe I needed to chill the fuck out. The more I thought about it, I decided that everyone needed to stop annoying the hell out of me and the people I love. Knock it the fuck off!

Skechers Shape-Ups - Seriously, people? Here's my disclaimer... I'm a big girl... therefore, I am allowed to speak on the subject. Girls, if your ass is as big as mine (and let's not be shy here people, it's nearly got its own zip code), wearing a fugly-ass pair of shoes isn't going make you lose weight and look fabulous. You've got to WORK FOR IT! You're not going to miraculously lose 100 pounds by walking around in those things! Granted, if you walk 10 miles every day, then maybe, but that's because you'd be getting a cardio workout. Not because of the GD Effing shoes! They're ugly. They're expensive. They need to go. Don't even GET me started on men wearing them!Computer Wallpaper - I stumbled across this adorable wallpaper over on tumblr and fell in love. I guess the blogger/artist creates a calendar/wallpaper every month for her readers to download as their backgrounds. You can find it over on Geninne's Art Blog. Love it!

Adult Acne - I'm 31 effing years old and I'm STILL dealing with acne. And not like, "Oh, I get a zit during that time of the month." I'm talking the big, huge, cystic acne that hurts like a sonofabitch and doesn't go away no matter what you try on your skin. I'm to the point where battery acid is sounding like a viable option. My face hurts. I need it to stop. Like now.

Slacking - I'll admit it. I have been a huge slacker around my house. I've been trying (and I use that term loosely) to get my office at home set up for the last three months. Every weekend while I'm home, I have good intentions to work on it and start getting things situated, but for some reason, my bed always grabs me, pulls me in, and won't let me out! I'm sick and tired of having a junk room. It needs to get handled this weekend!
Sex - Since I'm trying to balance this out with ranting and raving, and I don't have much to rave about at the moment, let's rave about sex. I mean, come on, who doesn't love sex? Well, there are a few people out there, but not many. Tell me, what, apart from doing the deed, is your favorite part of sex (i.e., the intimacy, the physicality, the sounds)?

Blogger - WTF?! I had this post all ready to go yesterday and then blogger went down! I'm ready to shank a bitch!

Cassi - She finished my signature for my posts last night and I couldn't be happier!!! Thanks, babe! You rock!
And with that, I'm out!
Smooches!