It's Tuesday (I think) which means it's time for some Random... Not that that's anything other than what you normally get around here. I just have an excuse for it on Tuesdays. If you don't know the rules by now, or want to play, go talk to The UnMom. And while you're out there talking to people, tell whomever's idea it was to travel for work this week that he or she is a raving lunatic. Thanks.
I mentioned last week that I'm getting a new tattoo next month. I'm 99.9% sure I'm going with a lotus flower. Purplish/Pink in color. No black outline. I want it to look more lifelike. With leaves and such... I want color. Do you guys have any suggestions for somewhere to look for pictures for reference?BTW? I'M GOING TO DENVER IN 9 DAYS!!! To see Cassi!!! OMG!!! I'm dying. I'm so excited. I can't wait. The woman has been without internet for over a friggin' week and I'm dying over here! Could someone in Denver go fix her shit, please? Thanks.
I'm not menopausal... yet. But I thought this was funny. It kind of applies to PMS as well, so it works. Don't take offense guys, you know it made you laugh!Have any of you watched Million Dollar Money Drop, or whatever the hell it's called? I'm watching it right now and it's giving me massive anxiety. Also? These people are friggin' idiots. I don't consider myself any smarter than the average person, but I've got some common sense. The people on this show? Not so much.
Am I the only person missing True Blood and all the hotties on the show? I follow "Alcide" on FB, mostly just for the sexy pictures... and what sexy pictures they are, no? Good lord, that man is too hot for words. If I met him in a dark alley, he's the one that would be runnin' from me. Whoo whee! Hottness! I think I need a cold shower.
I saw this over on my friend Jen's FB page and I really liked it. So I stole it. I'm not sure who wrote it... there's some writing down in the bottom corner but it's waaay too small to make out. I'm not sure what's going on with Blogger, but I can't move pictures around like I used to and it's REALLY pissing me off. I guess I should start using FireFox and see if that helps. Or maybe just move the blog altogether... who knows!? (Maybe the threats will get it to start working properly again.)
So, Jessica was over at my house a couple of Sundays ago, hanging out with me while I packed for my trip. She and NeNe were sitting on my bed lounging around and NeNe fell asleep. Naturally, she started farting. And naturally Jessica started laughing hysterically. See, the part that's so funny is that NeNe farts out loud. Most dog farts are Silent But Deadly (SBD), not NeNe's. Randomly throughout the day you'll hear, Pbbbt! Pbbbt! Pbbbt! It's awesome. I've never heard a dog fart like that. Neither has Jess, apparently, because she was laughing so hard she was crying. It was pretty entertaining.
And with that, I bid you adieu!
6 comments:
Random... yes... you are the queen of random my dear=) And I think Jess was laughing because she and NeNe sound so much alike =)
excellent randomness. and i love the alcide pics. maybe i should have a think for werewolves now ;)
You can spend a lot of time online searching photos, but maybe try art books on flowers. Try the library.
You should get a matching tattoo with Auri!
I think if I heard a dog fart out loud I'd just lose my mind I'd laugh so hard. Because I am that easily amused ms. S. My cats used to silently fart all the time then look at me like, "I am going to go under the assumption that stench came from YOUR bottom."
Merry Christmas, Salti!!!
You have the coolest images I have seen today. I think I should print out the one about the natural stupidness of men. Yes, and hang it up in my office. Hmm, maybe discreetly in my drawer would be better. Hahaha.
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