I need a ginormous Tide stick for this one

So, I'm setting up shop at Beans and Brews today to do some work, I grabbed my drink to move it closer to me, and guess what happened? The frickin' lid popped off! The whole drink didn't dump out, but at least a quarter of it landed either on me, or on my laptop. Yeah, lame. I had to shut down the laptop and try to soak up the liquid before it either ruined it, or made the keys too sticky. After I got the laptop cleaned up, I went into the bathroom and tried to clean myself up. That didn't work so well, so I took my two tops off, rinsed them out, and got my hoodie that was, thank God, in the back of my car, and put it on. My day is going well. It can only get better from here!