My mom told me a story once... wait, she tells me the story every time we put the leaf in the dining room table. She had a neighbor who was putting the leaf in her own table and somehow managed to smash her nipple in the middle when she pushed the sides together.... OW!
This is what Fergie looks like after she's gone out to patrol the yard after a snow storm. Fuckin' woof! 
That is all.
You may get sucked off. But don't count on it...
Have I mentioned how incredibly sexy he is? Oh, I have? Well, I'm saying it again. So there. Only 22 more days!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!!
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Too funny. What is it with guys and wanting to put it in your butt?Did I miss that part of the vows?
That is one sexy fish.
Love it. All of it. Especially that last little ditty. Where can I find me one just like it?
Maasiyat - I don't get it. I don't even try to get it.
Captain - Seriously laughed out loud. That's a DAMN sexy fish.
Edie - Um, he was kind of dropped in my lap... so if I find out, I'll let you know!
I'm for some reason not getting my emails, so I'm responding here... lame!
Lmao! Damn...I wish I would have thought of blogging when my Ambien kicked in, all I ever did (on Ambien) was go online shopping. Fuckin' woof!! Love it!
The nipple thing would totally happen to me...cause it just would.
That is a mighty sexy fish! *rawr*
Thank you for the fabulous laughs! I needed them.
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