Tuesday, September 28, 2010

S.E.X.

I'm channeling Jen Lancaster with my title up there. She has this strange prude-thingy where she can't say or write "dirty" words (like n-a-k-e-d and n-i-p-p-l-e), so she spells them out. It's effing hilarious! I obviously don't have that problem... sex sex sex. Apparently I'm on a sex kick lately... what with my mysterious guest post a couple of weeks ago and all. I guess you can't really consider that a "kick" but whatevs. It's my blog and I'll call it what I want.

So yeah, I've had sex on the brain lately. I'm not really sure why... well, I am, but I'm not going to share that with you. And honestly, I don't even know why I started this post...

Anyhoodle... what's up with men, huh? More specifically, what's up with men that have no sex drive? I seriously don't get it. Keep in mind, I'm not speaking strictly from personal experience...

And who's idea was it for men and women to hit their sexual peaks at such vastly different ages? Come on! Someone obviously didn't think that through very well!!!

Dudes hit their sexual prime at like 18 or 19 years old. Us girls? Not 'til our 30s. That's over a 10 year difference, people! (Yes, I have a couple of degrees, can you tell?) It just doesn't make any damn sense. What's worse is when a woman marries an older dude... she might as well put a sock in it because it's never gonna get used!
Harsh? Maybe. But it's true. I mean, it's really difficult when a woman makes the first move and is shut down by her man because he'd prefer to watch TV. "I'd rather watch Star Trek than watch dirty movies in bed with you." Seriously? Does he need a lobotomy? Um, yes.

Whatever!!!

What do you guys think? Weigh in here... Talk to me. Help me understand. Obviously, I'm at a loss...

9 comments:

Stephanie said...

Hey Erica....I think it totally depends on the man! My Significant Other can't get enough of it....he will be 34 next month and I am 35. He is the one who is always wanting to watch dirty movies and wants to make it last and last and last...who has the time with kids?? But I cannot complain because I can see that other people have worse problems then being chased around he house by their SO's....

Steph

magnolia said...

i think it depends, too. since i took up with the man, he and i have been... well, let's just say that we rarely miss an opportunity to hit the sack. he's 30, i'm 29. he is pretty much insatiable.

now, that being said, my ex and i had a crazy ridiculous sex life when we first met in college. over the years, that faded down to basically nothing. it was my idea, too; the ex's libido didn't ebb. it was the fact that i was not interested in having sex with him that stopped our relations.

kristi said...

My hubby is 37 and won't stay off me...again I think it is the man!

Andhari said...

I really think it depends on the guys. Haha. And I think most guys are always eager about it, no? Or is it just the guys I know?

Jessica said...

"Put a sock in it" LMAO!!

Who knows what the reasons are. I'm almost 30, my husband is 36 - we both go through phases.

MommyLovesStilettos said...

I consider myself lucky. Danny and I the same age and have the EXACT same sex drive. It's insane. So basically, we are sexaholics that probably need rehab. LOL

Jaime said...

damn these women whose husbands want to screw on a regular basis. if i have to tell hubby one more time that i need to get laid more frequently than i get my period, i'm going to scream.

Anonymous said...

I think my libido is down from the last person I dated. Bad sex (on his part- lasting 2 minutes or less is not cool), led to no sex, so I think I just got used to it. The guy before that though, I wanted it all the time. He didn't. He said once a week was satisfactory and that maybe he just "didn't have the same sex drive" and "wasn't that sexual of a person". The reason really was that he was bisexual and that I didn't have a dick.

Big Mama Cass said...

Jamie.. I love you! The rest of the commenters I have this to say ... pbbbbbfffft!

I have never been with a man that could keep up with my sex drive. Current company included :(

Maybe its me?