Linkin Pie

Well now... Let me think... Went to Linkin Park with my heterosexual life partner... Aurelia Renee`... I wanted to flash them but Auri wouldn't allow... she's become such a prude in her later years. This boy (all of 12 years old) was sitting next to me and was practically sitting on my lap so he didn't have to "touch" his friend sitting next to him... it was hot. (no, not really) (well, yah kind of) (but no, not really) (hee hee)... Oh yes, and I'll admit... I'm now somewhat fond of Coheed and Cambria that opened for them (but the lead singer needs to keep his hair pulled back more often)... Auri was having Slash flashbacks from the early nineties... she's still in recovery... Okay... then it was off to the Pie for a little late night snack. We bought a pitcher (Auri drank most of it... along with a few too many at the concert) we ordered slices and cheese pull aparts... oh and don't forget the incredible salad with ranch... oh and btw... the real Pie... not the imitation Pie... so we sat, reminisced, got the giggles about the "down with the man" couple sitting underneath the Marilyn Monroe poster... he had glasses and a beard... she had mousy hair, no makeup, and I swear to you they were just filling up before being on their way to destroy some large corporation's headquarters. After they left- their swinger buddies walked through the door and sat a couple of tables over from us. We lost it at that point... there must have been a "down with the man" convention in town or something... oh... and I'm of the opinion that they should paint the walls and start over... however Auri thinks this idea sucks and questions my loyalty to the Pie... she's reporting me to the authorities as we speak... hmm... do you know that once upon a time we were going to the Pie and the loonies that live next door were throwing water (or some type of liquid) down on us from their windows... we were scarred for life... ok... well, I've just been informed that Auri also got some after the concert... yes, from her fabulous hubbola... I'll let her tell you that story though=)
loves to you all and quiet to your mother
tata (aka aurs)
OH... so we're standing in line at the concert... waiting to get in... and we're looking around wondering where all of these people came from... I swear to you... they don't live here... guaranteed they were probably looking at us thinking the same thing... oh well...